Signs
Sign outside Stamey's barbeque in Greensboro:

So, thinking about holding up the joint? Think again, punk. Have yourself some delicious Stamey's lexington-style chopped barbeque instead. It's what I did.
In other Greensboro signage "news", I did a double take when I saw a billboard of Oliver North beaming down at me from on high. "Breakfast with Col. Oliver North", the sign said, "[sponsored by] Boy Scouts of America".
I did a double-take. Did I really just see that? Because, pardon me, but when I think Ollie North, I don't generally think "boy scout". But lo, I came home and googled, and it was true! A good discussion of this controversial choice can be found here.