Buy yourself a Homo
Only 103 yen (or less than a buck).

(Via Republic of T)
Ah, the Japanese. You might be losing your competitive advantage in consumer crap to the Chinese, but you will always be our favorite source of inadvertent camp. Don't ever change.
As good an opportunity as any to revisit an old favorite of mine. It's Nippon Seaman Ship time!

For Love! For Peace!