Battlepanda: Lamest defense ever

Battlepanda

Always trying to figure things out with the minimum of bullshit and the maximum of belligerence.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Lamest defense ever

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
You don't say, Judge.