Caption Contest Time

UPDATE: Thanks to the Pentagon for providing us with the winning caption.
Soldier 1 to soldier 2: But we have to watch them. They present a credible threat of terrorism.

Via Richard, who got it from The Horse's Mouth.

We have our first caption entry, from John of Dymaxion World:

Soldier 1: Ugh. Frigging Dykes.

Soldier 2: Shut up man, that's hot!

Mao: I'm dead. Really, really dead.