Horribly Inappropriate Metaphor Watch

(Posted by John.)

From the Canadian Press:

HALIFAX -- The Canadian military is trying to plan for a range of security threats to offshore oil and gas platforms to avoid what one senior official describes as a potential Maritime version of 9/11....

Only one of the six natural gas platforms off Nova Scotia is manned, and has a workforce of less than 100 people.

There are three manned oil platforms off Newfoundland.

Good work CP on catching that idiocy.