Battlepanda: Babyface Liabilities


Always trying to figure things out with the minimum of bullshit and the maximum of belligerence.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Babyface Liabilities

(Via the Frogblog, a cool new-to-me blog I found from New Zealand)

So, researchers found that having a baby face is a big impediment to winning elections. This is depressing on multiple levels.

1) Yep. Get John Edwards to a cosmetic surgury clinic, stat. We need to get his face to look like an old baseball glove by 2008. Of course, a fat lot of good it did John Kerry.

2) People think they're picking the most competent candidate. But often they're just picking the guy with the less round face, smaller eyes, lower forehead and bigger nose and chin. Democracy sucks.